and, since I was bored on night, dug up an old IBM Thinkpad, managed to jam 129mb (yes, megabytes, not gigabytes) of extremely obsolete RAM into it and a 4gb hard drive, then installed Freedos and Microsoft Word 5.5 on it. Just because I like to make old machinery hum with new life. I almost forgot how great MS Word 5.5 was - the last version before it was rewritten to work in a GUI and suddenly because bloatware with a paperclip with eyes scolding you for your spelling mistakes...