Sadly, when forced to move by the loss of the Ranch, I had to drastically slim down my old worldly goods, which included my 10-year collection of postage paid envelopes from every junk mail I received over that timespan. Yup, all in the recycling bin along with a couple decades of my own saved mail. Filled the whole thing up. I was saving them for my buddy Wayne Butane for his specific nefarious Dadaist flyering schemes, but I really ought to have just dumped them in a mailbox. I curse the missed opportunity…
doncha hate when that happens?