Bazooka Joe and the Black Helicopters of DOOM!

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Light pole shot from 50mm lens.

Light pole shot from 50mm lens.

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100% crop @ 750px of the above. You can almost see that there's a label of some sort below the bulb. I wonder what it says?

100% crop @ 750px of the above. You can almost see that there’s a label of some sort below the bulb. I wonder what it says?

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Oh, it has the number 15 on it.

Oh, it has the number 15 on it.

100% crop @ 750px. Wait a minute. "15" is my favorite number. Do the black helicopter guys know this? Did they put that sticker up just to mess with my head? Is it a warning?

100% crop @ 750px. Wait a minute. “15” is my favorite number. Do the black helicopter guys know this? Did they put that sticker up just to mess with my head? Is it a warning?

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50mm lens shot to show distance.

50mm lens shot to show distance.

What Bazooka Joe sees. Yeah, I'll be able to get some detail from those black helis.

What Bazooka Joe sees. Yeah, I’ll be able to get some detail from those black helis.

100% crop @750px. I should try a polarizing filter.

100% crop @750px. I should try a polarizing filter.

Here's a United flight outbound from Sky Harbor. You can even read the tail number: N78438

Here’s a United flight outbound from Sky Harbor. You can even read the tail number: N78438

 

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Bazooka Joe poses with "tex", 1957 Underwood Quiet Tab De Luxe Golden Touch.

Bazooka Joe poses with “tex”, 1957 Underwood Quiet Tab De Luxe Golden Touch.

Updated: June 25, 2013 — 2:04 pm

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  1. The wonders of optics!

    What can a typewriter do with a telephoto lens? There must be an application …

  2. Nice photos. That is a neat lens setup you have.

  3. Glad to see you are wringing every last drop of joy from your new toy. Now get out there with a tripod into the big yonder.

  4. slick! The black helis are off looking for Snowden, or taking pics of his gf sunbathing with their own Bazooka Joe lenses.

  5. This will sound crazy. In the fall of 1994 I was visiting some friends that lived 30 minutes north of me. They had bought a house with land out in the country. It would get very dark out there. Their residence was off the the street with a drive way approx 1/8th of a mile to the house. On this night we watched as a very large low flying craft was flying toward us. It was lit up and made absolutely no noise. It turned out to be a b2 flying wing bomber. We watched it as it went over head and remaining silent gained altitude and appeared to come to a stop in mid air. Professionally, I’m just a nurse. I have no knowledge whatsoever in aerodynamics. All I know about physics is what hoes up must come down. As we continued to observe the craft, we realized the sky was full of them. We could not figure out what they were doing there or why but it was one hell of a sight. They say we only have a few of these flying wings but we could not keep count. There was the other steLth at the time flying with the flying wing and it was the the one that was used in desert storm which right now I forget the name of. We continued to watch all night. It was an awesome show. At dawn the aircraft flew away in different directions. I watched the stealth plane used in desert storm do a perfect spin around as it was leaving. The weird thing again was how these craft appeared to be able to just hang in the air. I watched one flying wing leaving and it appeared to pick up speed from being stationary. This was when the craft were making noise. That day in the news, there were reports of lights in the sky and ufo’s in the area. After this night this was when things started to get strange. While taking classes at college I had a job working at a large memorial park. My job was to clean the office buildings and bathrooms then patrol the park. While doing a round in the park, I reealized that there was a craft flying toward me. It had a very bright gold light.?as it flew over me at maybe 25-30 feet above me between the trees and completely silent, the sound of engines came on. Not a jet engine sound but a propeller type sound. I flooded it then it went dark and disappeared. I was in disbelief, wtf just happened? I then see a very fast craft that appeared to be a fighter craft. It was a ways away but also at treetop level. Lights were on but no noise. Then, there were noises in the trees. It was dark and something was there. I know this sounds incredible and unbelievable at the very least. Honestly, if I hadn’t experienced what I did, I would not believe it and would probably think the person telling about the events was a complete nut. If you want to hear more I will tell you. Thank you. Also, your pic of the street light. They use the glare. Will explain if you write back. If not I understand.

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